Jovan

The greatest man you will meet in your life. He is incredibly educated and overflowed with vast amounts of expertise. He is someone who inspires you with his word ethic, accomplishments, and mindset. Not only is he strikingly handsome, with his flawless features, his personality is bright and warm. As he grows old, Jovan continues to build his success and manifests a beautiful life for himself. If you have a Jovan, show him love and appreciation, as he is truly amazing.

Boy 1: Yo, who's that cool looking guy over there?
Boy 2: Bro, that's Jovan, he's the goat!

by girlwhoeatsicecreamwithafork September 23, 2023

johanphobia

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.

Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."

by 1234supp June 12, 2013

jahvantay

The gayest friend in that one friend group in highschool.

Oh yeah that's Jahvantay, he mad gay for all the guys.

by somebodynamedDJ March 6, 2023

Karl jóhan thomsen

Karl jóhan thomsen is a teacher with a blue nose and when its very cold it is purple. He is also a mushroom. he like dicks and touch kids like vikk.

my nose is blue
my nose is Karl jóhan thomsen

by kaylacranny May 22, 2019

jovana

When used in the context of a Mexican/Puerto Rican/Texan female, the Term/Name "Jovana" denotes utter fabulous perfection.Known to be the most gorgeous of creatures Jovana is a very creative and unique one of a kind person.Shes going somewhere with her life and can't be stopped.Shes better then you and is very aware of it.Although Known to be selfish,superficial,and materialistic at times she does "care" for others....sometimes.Jovana is just a lusciously adorable human being.And we should all worship her highness as much as possible out of fear she'll snap and murder us all.Then donate our bodies to the necrophiliacs.

Daddy Yankee:"I wish my wife was as half as intelligent or stunning as Jovana."
Jesse Metcalf:"Yes she is exquisite isn't she."
Christiano Ronaldo;"fascinating!I must have her!"
Jovana:"Now now...you can ALL have me."*wink wink*

by Prestine January 2, 2009

johanna

This name can be spelled many different ways but it means: (God is gracious).
It can be spelled 'Johana', 'Joanna', or 'Joana'

Nicknames for this name:

Joey, Jo, Jo-Jo, Annie, Hanna, Joanne, Anna, Jody, Jodi, Ana, Ona

You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.

You desire to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. You are giving, courageous and bold, action oriented,energetic and strong willed. You want to make a difference in the world, and this attitude often attracts you to cultural interests, politics, social issues, and the cultivation of your creative talents.

" Johanna is very fun and optimistic!"

by Joey_ Rocks April 13, 2016

Johannah

The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and intelligent. Johannah is very spontaneous and can always brighten up a room when needed . She may be hurting on the inside but she will always find a way to make you smile. She might take a while to warm up to you but once she has it will make all the difference. Johannah isn't only trusting, funny, attractive and spontaneous but she is also truthful, you might not want to hear what she says but when you do you'll understand why you have a Johannah.

David: Hey, did you know that i met a girl last night called Johannah

Syd: Really?

Roger: What's she like?

David: She's amazing i think im in love

by Tyronne April 25, 2021