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Johanie
She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).
Jovanie
He is a guy who gets all the bitches.But the thing is that he is loyal and will do anything in his power to make his girl plzed.He has a huge dickand is good in bed and will love to smoke weed when he likes too,he has a cute smile, great attitude, and loves to make jokes,he might not be perfect but is so great to spend time with.
Jhovanie
Jhovanie is usually referred to people who are sexually gifted. this name is given to people of Italian or Hispanic decent , they are man whores but once they find the right girl they are faithful, loves bright colors and getting the all the attention you will typically find a Jhovanie at a party or a beach getting all the girls attention.
Girl 1: Omg Jhovanie is here!
Girl 2: someones going to end up in bed with him tonight ;j better be me!
Girl 1: no me!
Girl 3: too bad I already did before the party!
Guy1: Lucky ... i wish i could be Jhovanie
Girl 1: Omg Jhovanie is here!
Girl 2: someones going to end up in bed with him tonight ;j better be me!
Girl 1: no me!
Girl 3: too bad I already did before the party!
Guy1: Lucky ... i wish i could be Jhovanie
Jovanie
A fat boy who get no girl and will never. Always the boy to finish your food like a vacuum. Small PP and will never get what he wants. Always cry’s for everything.
Jovanie by Nothing ortiz June 24, 2023
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