gosh is to god as jizzles it to jesus. oh em jizzles is a term used to show some bodies surprise approval or dis-approval to something.
"hey guess what, arctic monkeys is doing a show here in milwaukee and i got free tickets YO" "oh em jizzles really...i love you scott lets makeout."
by indimatch November 30, 2009
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bro1 - NO DONT USE THAT ITS A JIZZUE!
bro2 - wtf is that
bro1 - a tissue i jizzed on!
bro2 - ...* pauses, drops and leaves *
bro2 - wtf is that
bro1 - a tissue i jizzed on!
bro2 - ...* pauses, drops and leaves *
by Yofray February 4, 2009
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1. The act of screaming "Jesus Christ" out loud during sex or masturbation. Often times, just before you are about to orgasm.
2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.
3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.
2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.
3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.
1."Jizzus Christ I think I'm coming!!!"
2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"
3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."
2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"
3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."
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1. The characteristic features of a bird, animal or plant which distinguish it from other species that resemble it.
1. The characteristic features of a bird, animal or plant which distinguish it from other species that resemble it.
by blinky January 11, 2004
Get the jizzes mug.when 3 or more guys gang up and jizz into each others mouth then tie down a gypsy and burn her. its very spiritual and a part of becoming a man
man 1: hey man, had a jizzfest yesterday!
boy 2: ahh i havent had mine yet.. so im still a boy
man 1: ohh haha good luck when it happens
boy 2: ahh i havent had mine yet.. so im still a boy
man 1: ohh haha good luck when it happens
by mirraboy January 26, 2011
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by ekkilop March 15, 2009
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