Jizzargo

A word describing how irritating a cat stuck in a doorway can be. It could also refer to that same cat blowing you up with a fireball. Skyrim fans know...

"Jizzargo, stop blocking the damn passage!"

"Talos help us, Lydia! That cat is up to no good again - he's preparing fire spells!"

by PussyFiller69 August 13, 2019

Jizztart

When you ejaculate into a toasted pop tart and give it to your best friend to eat, A bond that is unbreakable is then formed.

"Hey, I made you a jizztart."
"What's that?"
"You'll see"
"thank you so much"
*chomp chomp*
"Mmm, what did you put in this it's incredible"
"MY jizz"

by €v€€♡ November 18, 2022

wizzard jizzard

The Special request topping added to the frothy butter beer at Islands of Adventure, straight outta harry potters wizard balls.
Sweet, salty, magically delicious.

Tourist: "Can I get some of that Wizzard Jizzard Please?"
Wizard servant: "Why yes you can, OH OH OHHHH, here you go:)"

by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010

jizzard

a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)

Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!

by d0rk May 24, 2004

Jizzfarmer

one who raises and tends to jizz as if it were a cash crop

I wish my husband wasn't a jizzfarmer because he always expects me to clean him up after a day in the fields.

by Jerandam June 20, 2008

jizzgraine

Horrible, pulsating headache that only occurs during and immediately after ejaculation.

I got the worst jizzgraine after busting a nut on Becky's face

by P-Scrilla December 13, 2019

jizzard

A spermacious lizard

Upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain jizzards.

by Orly's October 4, 2005