When you eat too many jelly beans and you have a fat shit that comes out multi-coloured and cracks the porcelain of the toilet
by Niggatron2.0 June 7, 2019
Get the Jillying the Jane mug.the act of getting really fucked up. usually on weed and booze at the sametime. any combination of intoxicants that gets u retardedly buzzed.
by some guy March 4, 2005
Get the jillybangin mug.Related Words
To abrubtly end a relationship
by Siggy Buchbinder December 13, 2008
Get the jilt mug.A condition where an in-growing hair or in the vast majority of cases a pour blocked with dirt due to very poor personal hygiene conditions forms in to an abscess on the posterior.
Left unattended this can grow to such a size that the patient will require surgery and follow up medical care to remove the abscess and plug the resultant hole in the posterior.
Most patients find it hard to accept that they are having a hole in their butt plugged.
One recent example of Jintybum resulted in an afflicted patient waiting many days after the first signs of the affliction appearing before seeking medical help. In this time the patient went from mild discomfort to being unable to sit to barely being able to walk as the abscess grew from the size of a pea to that of a small to medium sized water melon on their butt.
Most occurrences have been noted in males who spend a lot of their time, i.e. 96% of their free time sitting down either playing video games or posting on online forums. These people tend not to have much of a social life without their almost constant connection to the interwebz and only socialise with other "gamers" and "forumers" but will still regularly connect to the interwebz via e.g. iphone to make sure they are not missing anything whilst away from the interwebz whilst away from their computer or gaming machine.
Left unattended this can grow to such a size that the patient will require surgery and follow up medical care to remove the abscess and plug the resultant hole in the posterior.
Most patients find it hard to accept that they are having a hole in their butt plugged.
One recent example of Jintybum resulted in an afflicted patient waiting many days after the first signs of the affliction appearing before seeking medical help. In this time the patient went from mild discomfort to being unable to sit to barely being able to walk as the abscess grew from the size of a pea to that of a small to medium sized water melon on their butt.
Most occurrences have been noted in males who spend a lot of their time, i.e. 96% of their free time sitting down either playing video games or posting on online forums. These people tend not to have much of a social life without their almost constant connection to the interwebz and only socialise with other "gamers" and "forumers" but will still regularly connect to the interwebz via e.g. iphone to make sure they are not missing anything whilst away from the interwebz whilst away from their computer or gaming machine.
by the lord of Southfields February 2, 2010
Get the Jintybum mug.A very strong and friendly woman who sometimes drinks a little too much. You can find Jilly at your local watering hole singing karaoke and organizing reunions of long time friends. Jilly will go bowling every so often at a bowling alley, but does much better on her iPhone.
"Jilly set up an awesome reunion for the c/o '90 last month. I haven't seen so many of you for ages!"
by Dr. Jaque Mihada February 4, 2010
Get the Jilly mug.My ex-girlfriend just just came to visit me with the guy she's dating now. What a jilted-bitch thing to do.
by Falcon January 24, 2004
Get the Jilted-bitch mug.by f.x.l. September 2, 2014
Get the jillywonkered mug.