Jeanett

The most beautiful woman you'll ever meet. A normal name in Scandinavia, as they have the biggest penises in the whole world, and thus Jeanett has the best pussy

You see his smile? Yeah. He had sex with Jeanett last night.

by Potato-Carrot May 15, 2016

jeanette

to be completely and utterly intoxicatd to the point of incapacitation.

"Bra, I was so jeanette last night."

by J'net October 30, 2007

booty call jeanette

The act of an unhappily married small town lady, cruising the local bars for a piece of ass.

(victim talking to friend) (victim)- hey Joe i was at the bar last night and i was about to leave, but then i saw booty call Jeanette, we ended up having drunk sex and mutual masterbation on my friends couch, it was cool even though i think my friend was awake.

by superheroes on the couch October 19, 2007

hannah jeanette morelock

The coolest person to talk to and has a great smile, pretty, hot, nice boobs and butt, funny, fun to talk to, and is best friends with Andrew Watt <3

hannah jeanette morelock

by wrestlero3md January 1, 2012

Jeanette

Jeanette's are so good at taking care of their fish 🐠 🐡 🐟

Jeanette's fish died again

by NOTATHERAPIST January 26, 2020

Jeanettics

Finding out that your friend Jeanette's parents are very closely related, even closer than cousins. usually follows that awkward question "Why do you have six fingers on each hand....?"

Mel : "Hey Jeanette! How come you have three legs, dude??"
Jeanette "It's 'cause of my Jeanettics dawg. My brother's my dad!"
Mel "OOH" Hi six, sista!"

by Schmilliemoo March 30, 2011

fucking jeanette

A bitch ass hoe who denies your Walmart discount

Can’t buy my grocery because of a fucking jeanette

by Balakay.watson September 16, 2018