Hugh Jardon

My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!

Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."

by The Hunter May 28, 2004

Jarbo

When a girl licks all the way from your anus, to the tip of your penis, and then proceeds to deepthroat.

Aye dawg, me n dis bitch wuz gittin REAL crazy da other night.. she gave me a mufuggin JARBO den tried to kiss me, so I slapped her.

by Aaron Wargo October 1, 2006

Jahootie

The breast or breasts of an overweight woman which is/(are) extremely large in size and smelly in oder.

That sweaty fat chick has some wicked jahooties!

by Jahootie Crusher December 24, 2011

A jareo

A high speed drive-by double suck-it hand gesture that catches the un-assuming victim off guard.

After changing lanes without a turn signal, an angry passing car gave me a Jareo.

by Dufigh November 14, 2011

Jahoval

Jesus's Homie.

That's very inappropriate; Jahoval would not approve.

by Kirbyxoo December 8, 2010

jahonied

completely stoned out your ass

maaan i got stonie jahonied last night

by criptich May 22, 2017

Jahoonus

(n) a nice cold bepis

Someone who is an asshole to everyone except for a select few people

(n) 'why is my Jahoonus small?"
"Man that guy is such a Jahoonus" "yeah, except his friends, what an ass"

by the worst man ever October 31, 2017