Jalapeno Bottle Cap

When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.

To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.

by pepperpiper April 9, 2015

jalapeno

As pronounced "jel-ah-peh-no" is a Rickyism for the true pronunciation of "Jalapeno".

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'...not 'jel-eh-peh-no."

Ricky: "What in the fuck are you guys talkin' about?"

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'. That's how you pronounce it."

Ricky: "I know how to pronounce it. I ordered fuckin' 'jel-ah-peh-no'."

Jalapenos.

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Jalapeno Tina

When you go down on a girl and she puts jalapenos in her vag to make it spicy.

I was throat deep in a jalapeno tina last night and it made my eyes water.

by TnASS T. July 7, 2010

jalapeno hot popper

When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female

God last night i gave myself a jalapeno hot popper. Im still hurting.

by Bleezerd7x January 30, 2015

Jalapeño Bitch

(v) hah-luh-peyn-yoh bich - to be all up in yo bitch

(When Juan tells Mario he was fucking Mario's girlfriend that previous night)
I was jalapeño bitch last night.

by Jalapeño Bitch June 2, 2016

zesty jalapeño

When a male lathers his dick in hot sauce thin proceeds to in surt it in his partner's ass

He stuck his zesty jalapeño in her ass

by Captain Garett May 16, 2014

dirty jalapeno

The act of going down to perform oral sex on a girl after being maced or pepper sprayed in the face.

The condition of the vagina after receiving oral sex from person who was previously maced in the face.

“My girl maced me when she was mad so I went down on her to apologize but ended up giving her a dirty jalapeno.”

by not_a_fan_of_mace February 4, 2018