Jager Fight

A fight that is caused purely because of drinking too much Jager (which makes people angry and is actually a truth serum.) The fight is even worse if a person falls asleep after having too much Jager, and then is woken up. Usually people don't even remember the Jager Fights.

"What did you guys do after the bar last night"

"Oh man, we went home and got into a huge Jager Fight"

by Rebecca L March 4, 2008

Jagerphone

The Jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a Jager bottle. It's signal strength depends on how much Jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. When you run out of signal it's generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest Jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. The Jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication

(1) My Jagerphone is full of signal

(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?

by Jagerphone user April 6, 2010

Jagoda

jagoda is a beautiful women. she likes to have fun and be random. they give off lots of love and don't ask for much in return. they want to have that special someone to look after them because they are afraid to be alone. they are gorgeous and every man wants them. they can be picky but are usually not. they like men but when they find who they love they will stay with them and be loyal. no one is as perfect as jagoda. their names blueberry but only because they are small and sweet. everyone wants to be a jagoda. they are so full of life it is hard to not smile when they walk by.

jagoda is such a beautiful lady im so lucky to have her.

by everyonelovessomeone November 27, 2012

Jager Secret

The act of revealing information disseminated to a confidant during a period of intoxication.
To break a Jager secret is to break all trust between bro's
The phrase popularised by Ron Swanson

They were both bitches! That was a Jager secret, you just breached a Jager secret.

by TheChieftan June 16, 2011

Jagershima

Chugging a full cup of jager and following it up with a full cup of redbull.

Enough jagerbombs combined that it is as big as a blast for hiroshima.

Take a jagershima for a big blast.

by Zucco July 9, 2007

jacory

Jacory the most sweetest, down to earth person you will ever meet. He has the most kindest heart of gold, and he will do anything to make someone smile. He's been mistreated, lied to, and he doesn't deserve any of it, but it seems to always happen to him. When you come across a Jacory, you've been blessed by meeting the most amazing guy ever. Never make him lose trust in you, its what he values most. As long as your honest about everything, theres nothing stopping him from being your friend, and maybe even more. Jacory just wantsswants someone to love him as much as he loves them. So never walk away from him. He is a jewel that everyone wishes they had. Jacory is a genuinely funny guy, one moment hes talking about videogames the next hes coming up with a catchy song about dinosuars. Hes the man of all womans dreams. He is Jacory.

Whos that guy over there? The one with the great personality?..

Oh thats Jacory.

by suicidesirens_ January 28, 2014

Jägerwicked

A coctail constisting of bottle of Blue WKD and a shot of Jägermeister.

Simply gulp a small amount of WKD then pour in the shot of Jäger in the bottle.

Gaurenteed to get you hammerd!

Also it tastes really good.

"You wer so drunk last night man"
Yeah I was fine until I had those Jägerwickeds!"

by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009