jacktard

a jackass who is also a retard

That jacktard just cut me off!
WTF!!!

by Jack Mr. Box September 1, 2008

jacktard

basically one of the greatest words ever. Also used as an extreme yet hilarious insult.

c-dav: humps the wall
drew: dude stfu you jacktard

by drew s January 1, 2005

jacktard

A cross between a jackass and a retard.

Berback is such a jacktard.

by t1200 December 28, 2005

jacktop

to finger yourself so hard that you make yourself bleed but its such a good feeling that you cant stop

hey have you ever jacktopped?

by jack losack November 20, 2012

Jacktard

1. A rough uncomfortable and unpleasant handjob.
2. A jackass and a retard.

That girl had no idea what she was doing. She gave me a total jacktard at the drive-in.

by 34kevianity August 25, 2010

jackhorse

noun - an unaware jackass

you see these people on the road everyday

by Andy Mack April 12, 2005

jackzored

Past tense of jackzor, to be l33t and jack something.

That Brandon f00 jackzored my fries! -Soroush

by Operator January 3, 2004