jalapanus 

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

jalapanus by joxn August 3, 2007

Jalanda 

She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!

Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!

Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010

Jalayia 

She is Sweet ,kind and tries not to not judge but sometimes she is crazy but she has feelings for people who are around her in school some boys she has troubles with trusting and stuff and she will trie to make you laugh and she will not hurt you in anyway she will always love friends and family and put them first before anyone else she is hard not to like

jalayia means being caring and sweet

Jalayia by Beaut girl May 9, 2017

Jalani 

A name that means "Mighty Warrior".

Individuals with this name are usually leaders.

Our boss' name is Jalani.

Jalani by heavery February 26, 2009

Jalana 

an amazingly awesome girl, who's laugh is musical to the ears. She's beautiful, outgoing, and excels in singing, writing, and acting. The Definition of AWESOME.

Wooow, I wish I were Jalana, her life is PER-FECT!

Jalana by jep13 April 3, 2011

Jalaya 

Crazy as hell. Very independent. Psychotic! The craziest girl you will ever meet. The life of the party and the center of attention.

Jalaya is always trying to make everybody laugh.

Jalaya by drukkur October 31, 2011

jaladora 

A girl who is down for anything; usually only hangs out with guys; not many girls like her because of her good looks

"Hey you should call Jessica to come kick it, esa si es Jaladora"

jaladora by Patronarte805 December 30, 2016