jfk

To sexually penetrate a woman vaginally, orally and anally in the same night. Attributed to an (apocryphal) remark made by John F. Kennedy that "You truly haven't had a woman until you have had her in all three holes".
I can't believe she let me jfk her on a first date!
by Angus June 20, 2004
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JFKs

Where to find the janner, Shaz, TracyMatlows, Crabs and Pongos.
Located on union st, near millbay docks.
Full of under aged drinker and clubbers.
Stands -unoffically- for Just For Kids.
Recently became C103, but the name change wasn't sucessful and is still called JFKs.
"Right mate, we'll start in PR then go to JFKs and end up down millbay"
by Eva January 07, 2004
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by ashley December 31, 2004
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Andy: I just raped a Donkey 2 times.
Kevin: Really?
Andy: JFK
by kingdomkz June 19, 2008
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Probably the world’s leading international airport and a notoriously bad airport in the Queens borough of New York City known for its congestion, horrid layout, traffic gridlock and smelly Pakistani cab drivers waiting to stiff you for a ride into Manhattan. The airport is a “culprit airport” for traffic congestion in the U.S. If it just barely rains in New York, traffic at JFK will be delayed for hours, causing headaches in other cities. In the winter it’s even worse. The airport is laid out in such an illogical manner than no one can figure their way around. It was originally laid out in a logical way, but rapid growth caused it to grow beyond what it could handle, leading to the congestion of today. JetBlue is the largest carrier out of the airport in terms of passenger traffic. JFK is the main hub for low far carrier, jetBlue Airways.
I hate JFK and would rather go through Newark anyday.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 29, 2008
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Blair didn't like Kelly spilling his guts to the BBC over the Iraq affair, so they had him JFK'd.
by black flag June 03, 2004
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When you're fucking a girl (or guy) in the ass, pull out and give her/him a money shot in the back of the head (precisely where John F. Kennedy was shot).
Abby: "Hey Nicole, what did you do last night?"

Nicole: "Chris went backdoor and gave me a JFK!"
by Mark White April 09, 2006
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