Jeegor

A portugeuse man who possesses a time altering condition that causes him to age like a stressed monkey on crack.
His drink of preference is JDs and he eats his Burgers as plain as a sheet of paper.
A Jeegor has been known to have a fetish for feet so be careful to keep your shoes on in his company.

Woman1: "Urrr, who's touching my feet?"
*Everyone turns to the Jeegor*

by The Rib Cage January 11, 2010

jengo

1. An amalgamation of two or more venereal/sexually transmitted diseases.

2. The descriptive state of being in the possession of two or more sexually transmitted diseases.

"He/She has both herpes, hepatitis-C, and gonnorhea. He/She has the jengo."

by SurlyOlPissa August 27, 2012

jewmo

a jew that is emo.

jew + emo = jewmo

Oran: I hate my life.
Sam: wtf dude youre becoming such a jewmo.
Oran: oh shit its shabbat. i have to go light candles. with my sad sad self. bye.

by nirvana4lf September 27, 2005

Jewgon

The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.

I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.

by Joevan December 21, 2010

jewboat

A cool nickname for my buddy boat <3

Hey there's my best friend, Jewboat#

by ExxxtraThicc December 30, 2018

jewcocked

Adj

When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)

Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.

by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023

Jewgaze

A style of music fusing a shoegaze sound with the stylistic elements and instrumentation of a klezmer band.

"Tel Aviv's thriving Jewgaze scene is driven by bands like My Bloody Mitzvah, Shabbat-driver, and the Manischewitz 3.

by Genre Conventions Are My Life September 16, 2010