IQ

Something to rate how low/high your intelligence is in numbers.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

by AYE BOI HA March 12, 2018

iq

An acronym for Intelligence Quotient, a quality that remains constant throughout a person's life. It is a ratio of mental age to actual age and determines the ability of an individual to succeed in and adapt to complex environments. IQ greatly influences the person's GPA, SAT scores, Education Level, Job Performance, Salary and Career Attainment.

Dumbo: Hey do you know why Bill Gates is the richest and most powerful man in the world, and why Microsoft is so successful?
Starto: Yes, it is because he has a really high IQ and makes sure that his company only hires high IQ people. I think Google is using the same hiring strategy.
Synonyms- Intelligence, Smartness.
Antonyms- EQ, Stupidness.

by IQ=138 January 26, 2006

IQ

Insomnia queen

Yo, that chick's a total IQ! She never sleeps!

by IQtothemax! October 12, 2008

IQ

What you don't have.

If you need to define IQ you need professional help. 'Nuff said.

by Proffessor Ecclestein August 26, 2008

IQ

IQ is the scale of intelligence, the stats are here:

Me - Me
Fucking genius - Einstein
Average - Your lesbian neighbour
Retarded - Women
Useless - Cleverbot
Peter Griffin - Your step-dad
Avg CoD player - You
Living Condom Commercial - Your father
Lil Wayne - Your mother

Me: Hey what's your IQ?
Dumbass: What's IQ?

by SaviorZealot December 28, 2012

IQ

measurement of intelligence, lacked by common USA citizens, such as joe sixpack or George bush.
common symptoms of lack of such include redneckness, the use of the word America instead of United States of America, and possession of guns and ammo.
:D

You really have to lack iq in order to live in USA.

there are some exemptions but they are rare

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measurement of intelligence, lacked by common USA citizens, such as joe sixpack or George bush.
common symptoms of lack of such include redneckness, the use of the word America instead of United States of America, and possession of guns and ammo.
:D

You really have to lack iq in order to live in USA.

there are some exemptions but they are rare

by November 06, 2008

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IQ Farming

The act of watching Rick and Morty on mute, listening to Despacito, and T-posing all at the same time. This results in your IQ going up by unreasonable amounts, but so much so that if you don't take breaks, you could die.

Intelligent person: stultius quam tibi
Idiot: what did you just say dude?
Intelligent person: Oh sorry, but ever since I started IQ Farming it's been hard to dumb myself enough for inferior idiots like you to understand me
Idiot: This is why you don't have any friends

by Sugondese Nuts69 September 24, 2018