Instaneity

When your date is so dazzling that you forget your words

On a first date when you are enjoying one another’s company so much, that he says, “this is giving me instaneity”, and then laughs as though all his troubles don’t matter anymore

by Red in the Hed June 9, 2020

Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

instabanger

when an outfit/style is ready to get a lot of likes on instagram. Another way to say fashionable

Kendra is wearing a really nice street fashion.

"Damn, Kendra your outfit is an instabanger"

by loyaldonutss June 19, 2018

Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.

Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.

by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014

instabae

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

by XxbaexX April 2, 2015

Instadon

An instant erection.

Emmy flashed me her tits on webcam and i was like WOWAWEEWA, i got an instadon..

by el ramo November 4, 2010