On a first date when you are enjoying one another’s company so much, that he says, “this is giving me instaneity”, and then laughs as though all his troubles don’t matter anymore
by Red in the Hed June 9, 2020
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When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"
Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
Sam: "No, was it hot?"
John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"
by Jack Salot December 29, 2013
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When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.
Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"
Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"
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Get the instabanger mug.The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.
Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)
Friend: who is that
Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.
Friend: who is that
Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.
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