humber

humber (emotion)

(noun)

extreme confusion that happens right when you snap out of a daydream upon hearing a question, (ie: the exact moment before a teacher calls on you in class and you weren’t paying attention.)

originally found in thalasin+

(adv.): humberly

he was filled with humber for a brief moment when he realized he hadn’t quite understood what his mother had just told him to buy from the grocery store, as he was listening to the radio.

by flowertilifall October 4, 2021

puff puff humbert

Puff puff humbert is just a cartoon version of Ray william johnson that was in the band Yourfavoritemartian

Dude 1: Hey do you know Rwj
Dude 2: you mean Puff Puff Humbert

by Davey_M March 22, 2021

Humped

Scottish term meaning to be beaten at a sort or game or other competitive activity

Relating to a game of football....you're going to get humped tonight. Or . Did you see the game last night, your team got humped

by scottmcardle January 12, 2017

Humpty humped me

A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.

When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!

by Mrs. Johnson January 11, 2007

Humberto

Responsible motherfuckers and particularly serious, they expect to work on what they want in life and they do not appreciate the frivolity, laziness or the inconstancy of other people. They have a strong sense of duty and they need to be productive. They are very capable in practical work. Great friends and passionate lovers, they always are available to help you. They are usually good looking and they have a long penis.

-Hey, i want to know the coolest dude ever!
-You have to meet Humberto.

by Bachelor95 January 11, 2017

Humberto

A virgin dick ; a cunt.

A guy who has wooden teeth, a suspect hairline, and a bad habit of of snitching.
Another word for a rat.

People named Humberto Tamayo are usually inbred greasy sleazebags , they are often known to be quite effeminate and flamboyant, while at the same having a serious porn addiction.

Dude!Don't be such an Humberto Tamayo(cunt).

In my hood Humberto Tamayos get killed.

Look at that guy's face, it's so deformed.
-yea poor guy, his name is probably Humberto Tamayo.

Humberto Tamayo should not be trusted.

by NaziHunter69 February 25, 2020

J Humped

A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.

Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted

I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.

Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!

Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.

by Mr. Steak&Cheese August 5, 2011