Jim Henson

the act of fisting and when the hand is completely inside, the hand is then fully opened and closed causing the recipiants eyes and mouth to open and close. think of a puppet and a vantrilaquist.

that bitch was so loose not even the ole' Jim Henson fazed her

by Mr. Higgins May 1, 2006

Jim Henson

(Also known as the Jeff Dunham)
(verb) To anally fist a girl so deep, she is literally your hand puppet. You can also substitute Jim Henson for Jeff Dunham when dealing with your more contemporary gals who just don't have any clue who the fuck the Muppets are.

Dude I just Jim Hensoned the shit out of this bitch. Literally, shoulder deep, feces on my collar bone. Whats good?

by The Awesome Sauce June 28, 2010

blythe henson

Sexy ass blonde texan with the nicest ass ever created on a womans body

DAMN!..I wanna do Blythe Henson.

by BRAD October 19, 2004

tim henson

The host of the Distorted View Daily podcast. You might like it if you are looking at random words on here! His followers are referred to as "Freaks."

Tim Henson played the sound from a gay fisting video at the beginning of Distorted View.

by Cactus Jack May 21, 2021

Jim Henson Job

A Jim Henson Job is funkyism of the cockney slang "muppet"; Jim Henson being the creator of the popular childrens television characters and franchise "The Muppets". Basically it means you're an idiot, fool, or twit.

What did you do that for? You're a Jim Henson Job

by Funkyisms July 20, 2016

Hensonphilia

One who fucks puppets.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the guy that ran the puppet show? Total case of Hensonphilia.
Friend 2: Huh?
Friend 1: Carlos walked in on him ramming the bunny puppet.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 19, 2010

huetson

Huetson is a name for an astronaut

Huetson we got a problem!

by BarrbossaSucks March 17, 2018