lip hickey

hickeys that happen when stupid boys suck on your lip too hard. results in a swollen, puffy lip and a purple bruise. looks AWESOME.

lip hickey

by nibbles101 December 9, 2008

Simon Hickey

Some one who engages in arguments (IRL or on the internet) whose arguments are so stupid they dumbfound their opponent into silence, leading the arguer (the "Simon Hickey") to think they have won the argument.

The term originated from a self professed neo-nazi electrician who received extensive media coverage in Australia for his nonsensical opinions. According the Brisbane Times 'his business logo appears to feature Pepe the Frog, a meme that has become popular with the alt-right, wearing an SS uniform and standing in front of Auschwitz.'

I got into an argument with this guy on Facebook, but I gave up, he was a total Simon Hickey

by Kafka in Exile May 3, 2018

ched hucker

A ched hucker is a baseball player who throws super fast

Damn MVP is a ched hucker

by Tyroli smoochie-Wallace March 11, 2015

Yeshiva League Hockey

Yeshiva League Hockey is the floor hockey that has been played in majority of tri-state Jewish high schools for many years. This sport is played like ice hockey except on a wooden floor with a orange rubber ball rather then a puck. All the good players use an HM30 and warrior sticks. Many players use lacrosse type gloves made by the brand STX or WARRIOR. Many people spend too much money on this sport which they have no future in. Previously the championship winners varied but nowadays it’s mainly TABC and Frisch. These two teams are rigged and will keep winning forever. Many consider this sport to be for babies and not real hockey. Being cool in the Yeshiva League requires you to be on this team in your school.

“Yo did you hear how TABC won the Yeshiva League Hockey championship?”
“Yeshiva League Hockey isn’t a real sport”

by Betx2 January 24, 2019

Hockey Dumpy Syndrome

When a Hockey player works a specific set of muscle while playing hockey, causing them to have an unbelievably fat ass, that no longer fits in a pair of pants.

"DANG number 31 got that hockey dumpy syndrome for real!"

by HockeyDumpySyndromeAwareness December 18, 2022

Pocket Hockey

The act of fondling your male genitalia from inside your pocket. This act is usually conducted in the hallway and in between classes.

"Yo did you hear that Ashton won Pocket Hockey Championship" "No but I heard he had 21 tip slips.

by Lil Uzi Flirt March 10, 2020

Monkey Hucker

n. One who makes rapid fire, outlandish declarations as a statement of fact. Typically a low IQ individual who has zero self awareness to the absurdity of their statements. In the slim chance that one of their several thousand proclamations actually come to pass, they suffer severe elbow tendonitis from slapping their own back. They spew so much shit, it is akin to a monkey shitting in their hand and hucking it around with reckless abandon.

This monkey hucker called the Suns to win the championship with a sweep, the Lions to make the playoffs, and the Pats to go to the Super bowl w/o Brady

by REDJGPW May 24, 2022