Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

by Jenn Regan July 6, 2006

hemph

nugget clusters, weed, doobage, cheeba, alaskan thunderfuck, you know the names...

Obama: Hey GW, wanna go hit some hemph?
Bush: Hell yeah! I got some natty light too!

Colloquial Usage: "hitting of the hemph shall commence" or "Lets go hit the Hemph, dude!"

by doobiesnax April 25, 2010

Hmph

used when you are angry , annoyed or frustrated with someone or something.
A word instead of swearing.

Example 1
benny-"shut up"

you-"hmph you"
Example 2
olivia-"i left it at home"
you-"hmph"

by omber xxx July 20, 2018

humph

Rudyard Kipling's just so stories- the camel that said humph. Expression of annoyance or an indication of imminent sulking

Nagging Mum: Switch off the tv and go get some fresh air
Nagee: humph!

by Msci May 9, 2004

humphrey effect

When your on a win streak in a game or sport and a person with the last name of Humphrey joins and you start an instant decline and lose multiple times in a row.

"hey man i was just on a huge win streak but this guy joined and now i lost 4 games in a row"

"same man fuck the Humphrey effect"

by promemerlmao December 8, 2016

Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

by Non Urban July 11, 2009

[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs

Humphrey Dinkle Berries

by Arks December 15, 2008