Hrmphy

Characterised by, filled with, or otherwise demonstrating grumpiness or anger. Liable to say "hrmph". A hrmphy person may been seen with arms crossed, hands in pockets, or showing great discontent in some way.

Jack spilled coffee on himself this morning so he was hrmphy all day at work.

Hrmphy by jdjackdaniels June 9, 2011

hrmph

A cross between a sigh, shrug, and a pout.

Andrew keeps ignoring me. Hrmph.

hrmph by elleth June 1, 2009

hrmph

representing displeasure at stupid acts committed by person(s) named Jon.

Riding on top of cars that are moving at the speed of 20-30 mph.

hrmph by JRoe October 26, 2004

hrmph

From the Irish "Murphy" (to drink so profusely as to affect all aspects of one's character) and the Greek "Hermaphrodite," the word "Hrmph" has come about in both noun and verb forms:

Noun: A rather round faced object, capable of odd squeamish noises, often placed in trunks.

Verb: To overcome such an illogical and hysterical change, that society overlooks the absurdity of the change, and accepts it.

Noun: Whatcha gonna do with all those Hrmphs? All those Hrmphs up in your trunk?

Verb: Sean used to be a Yankee fan, but has sinced Hrmphed into a Met fan.

hrmph by Edmcd3 May 17, 2006

humphy 

(Scottish) Originally, hump-backed, slouched. Nowadays has come to mean insignificant, menial, stingy.

"That's an awfy humphy wee present tae gie the wean fur hur birthday" = "that's a stingy little present to give the child..."

humphy by Gavin Nicol June 25, 2006

hemphysema 

The lung disease you get from smoking weed for a very long time.

My uncle Tom ended up dying at 56 from hemphysema. Dude was baked since high school.

hemphysema by econobiz February 25, 2008

Hemphysema 

A disease that can lead to bloodshot eyes, chronic cough, and an uncontrollable increase in appetite. Usually self treatable, no health screening required.

Snoop had to take a break from the homies for a while, he gained 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks and he’s gone through 3 bottles of Visine, Chris ain’t no doctor but swears he’s got Hemphysema.

Hemphysema by Ghini October 26, 2020