Hoople

A useless or self-serving organization. A wasteful business run by incompetents. A public sector organization with no useful purpose other than to generate paperwork, internal reports and provide incomes for its executives. A quango.

This quango is a real Hoople

by Lehooop November 11, 2011

hooplehead

a member of the ignorant masses; an uneducated commoner; an idiot. word popularized by HBO's Deadwood

Try not to use big words-- it confuses the hoopleheads.

by liberalicious September 9, 2005

play hooky

to avoid going to work or school without an excuse

Why do you play hooky every time this happens?

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

Hoopdaddy

A man who is excessively talented at seducing woman for their crouch areas. The king of vagina

"He sure got to my pants fast, I should of guessed he was a hoopdaddy."

or

"I've slept with so many woman, I'm such a hoopdaddy!"

by Thereyougo. April 3, 2010

hoop it

A term used in prison for storing contraband within one's anus.

How can i get this butterfly knife on the yard to shank that shit talking scrap?
-Hoop it!

by EvilEd5150 July 26, 2016

Hooey

When you wanna scream That's a load of Bullshit at the top of your lungs but there's a sweet old grandma next to you so you opt for "ThATs A LOad OF HooEY"

WHaT ThE!- ThaTS A loAD OF Hooey

by 🌸💗ι wαnτ τo βε α flowεr💗🌸 November 9, 2018