honemoon

remove the Y from the 'your', not the 'honeymoon' to make it "OUR HONEYMOON"

Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent :)

- tik tok

wtf does honemoon mean??
nah bro that's not a word

by Mr. Poopy 69 October 16, 2020

bong hogger

a person or people who hold a bong and confide it to no one else

yo john pass the bong already you torched three nugs already

john: just one more

dave: what a bong hogger

by mr.bigbud420 June 28, 2009

Honeeto

My Chilean Honey Man. English and spanish mixed together for a lovers pet name like honey. in spanish males names end in eeto's and female eeta's so together english and spanish spaglish my husband is my HONEETO and I'm his HONEETA

English and spanish mixed together for a lovers pet name like honey. in spanish males names end in eeto's and female eeta's so together english and spanish spaglish my husband is my HONEETO and I'm his HONEETA, we have a truck and a cat

by Hilyaware January 1, 2010

Honer

A heart boner.

The feeling you get when you see someone across the room and your heart just explodes. You just want to give them your love.

1) Matthew lush created the word honer.

2) "You see that girl over there, she's giving me a honer."

3) Go subscribe to Matthew Lush on YouTube, because he will give you a honer.

by larrysexslave February 2, 2015

HoneNone flu

Another way of saying H1N1 Influenza A (formerly Swine flu).

My kid's school closed down because his classmate might have the HoneNone flu.

by wyldcherry April 30, 2009

Hodnet

A Hodnet occurs when a friend, or your gunner, either accidently or purposefully exposes you to his junk. For a true Hodnet, said junk must be at eye level and the victim must be caught completely unaware.

John: "So I'm driving along and talking about what I'd do if I won a million dollars. I told everyone in the truck I'd go munting, or set everyone up for a Virtual David Copperfield, or possibly even get everyone an alaskan pipeline. Then my gunner asks the TC to hand him a RIP-IT. So my TC reaches into the cooler and turns around to hand it to him, only to catch an eyeful of his junk! A full on Hodnet! He swears it was on accident, but no one forgets to zip up and like that.

by Einbahnstrasse January 15, 2010

hoenest

An honest prostitute, whore, hoe, or similar person of loose sexual morals (but still down with the truth). A bitch who not be tripping.

I knew she was hoenest when she told me I paid her too much and gave me $10 back.

by Schrodinger's Katana May 13, 2011