by Deltron February 15, 2004
Get the Del the funky homosapien mug.A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.
3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!
Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.
3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!
Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
by MO SIL December 15, 2008
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An alcoholic shot containing 1oz Goldschlager, and 1oz homogenized milk.
Created by a young Surgeon, and first consumed in 2011 by a group of his colleagues / friends at a well known bohemianesque Vancouver establishment.
Although originally believed to be a heinous idea; following the initial consumption the group prepared their pukey faces, but quickly realized the beverage to be much more enjoyable than imaginable. Even the bar keep himself was astonished at how well the Homoschlager tasted.
The Homoschlager is rapidly becoming a favourite across Vancouver's East Side.
Created by a young Surgeon, and first consumed in 2011 by a group of his colleagues / friends at a well known bohemianesque Vancouver establishment.
Although originally believed to be a heinous idea; following the initial consumption the group prepared their pukey faces, but quickly realized the beverage to be much more enjoyable than imaginable. Even the bar keep himself was astonished at how well the Homoschlager tasted.
The Homoschlager is rapidly becoming a favourite across Vancouver's East Side.
by Not Dr.X January 29, 2012
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by Derry McDonell December 13, 2008
Get the homosaparazzi mug.that pubgm vip whom foreseen the current pandemic and is also an ABSOLUTE 'peng peng' of a waman, she's also spirtitually a cat made of pineapple pizza, and a karen some(most) times :p
HOLOSXGHT IS GAE :P
by theone_wholurks January 7, 2021
Get the Holosxght mug.These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in
Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)
by I know sll December 21, 2021
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A girl thats very obvious or notorious of being a hoe or slut
used in the movie 40 Year Old Virgin
A girl thats very obvious or notorious of being a hoe or slut
used in the movie 40 Year Old Virgin
by Wuthaphuq November 2, 2009
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