hoetar

The thick black eyeliner girls wear to make themselves look older, but really makes them look like a hoe with raccoon eyes.

That girl would be a lot cuter if she didn't wear so much hoetar.

by drumbeast99 September 21, 2014

Hotard

Hooker with a low IQ.

That hotard is so stupid she thought reverse cowgirl was when a horse takes her from behind.

by Team3redheads March 6, 2020

Hoeward

A man that has never bought a T-shirt before. He only wears free shirts.

OMG! Hoeward, wear did you get your shirt?

by hoewardfan69 December 6, 2021

Hotard

Howard - mentally challenged 'ho offspring.

Did you see Moneive's little hotard push that kid?

by Mspoodlehead March 12, 2022

hotard

To be a person who is ridiculously in love, often with a partner who is equally cosmically giddy, overwhelmed, and in the same silly, obnoxious, and illogical joy love relationship. To gush or overflow with ridiculous and unabashed love. Can be used as a verb, adjective, adverb,

I hotard you, so much. Look at us just out here hotarding. My heart hotards when I see you. When you look at me like that my heart goes full hotard.

by DJ Sex Panther October 30, 2023

hontard

A term of endearment for your significant other when they are being ignorant and/or silly.

Also doubles as a delicious dip in the combination of mustard and honey.

Listen here hontard…you need to get your head out of your ass.

&
Can you pass the hontard for my pork belly sandwich.

by Butt Munch 9000 December 2, 2024

Hotard

dumb person who gets drunk and starts acting like a slutty retard

Michelle: You’re such a hotard! why are you like this!?
Nicholas: My bad, woman!

by brianjonesuncurablerabies August 3, 2024