hobnoxious

To make idle conversation to the point of intolerability.

You are so hobnoxious, please leave my cubicle, I have work to do.

by shodangb June 26, 2010

Hobknock

a dick slap

"I will hobknock you!"
"Yeah right."
*slaps face with penis*

by iLikePenis11223344 November 1, 2009

Hobknocker

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

hober

A person who acts high while sober. Its not an act, that's just their personality.

Dude John is totally crazy even when he's not high. Yeah, that's because he's hober.

by eyeflutes May 14, 2011

Hobnob knobjob

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

habent

Complete happiness.
Dedicated to Pierre. :)

Tu as habent?
Oui, je suis tres habent.

by Corrina December 14, 2008

cole hobeyn

This wild creature is from mexico and enjoys long walks on the beach, molesting small animals, throwing potatoes at people and dressing up like a rhinoceros. His best amigo is a pencilcase named Jeffery. Jeffery was murdered by a Giraffe though. Shit happens.

Cole Hobeyn was slapping an umpa lumpa with a bag of oranges

by SM!TTY? November 12, 2013