Hoben 

The religious belief that life is divided into the two categories of Love and Luck; and that there is one chief controller of life known as "The Life Person" who supervises the decisions of the Love Dept. and Luck Dept.

The "Life Helpers" of the Love Dept. assign each person Action Points depending on their current relationship status (their steady). When one is currently going steady, the Love Dept. assigns them extensive amounts of Action Points until the end of the relationship (whether or not the Action comes from one's steady is insignificant). Mortals lacking a steady are distributed a fewer amount of Action Points. However, the Love Dept. distributes the largest portion of Points during the months of June through August. There is only a specific amounts of bonus points during this period of time, so one must be careful to use them wisely.

The Luck Dept. randomly assigns a certain amount of Luck, or Karma, to each individual. That is all.

"Darn, I used up all my action points, that's why I haven't met any hotties this summer! It's OK though, it's worth it to be part of the Hoben religion!!!!"

Hoben by HobenFounderz August 11, 2009

dylan hoben

Top lads best Boyo 💯🔥💪🏻👊

(Laddd) Dylan hoben means amazing kind funny and best Boyo everyone needs a Dylan hoben

dylan hoben by Mr bad boy November 7, 2017

hoenah 

nickname for why dont we member Jonah Marais. he is thought to be a singer by day, stripper by night. this was brought up after his famous words "im quite the sex object".

hoenah is getting it tonight

hoenah is back again....

hoenah by hoenah fan August 22, 2018

Hodensac 

The German word for scrotum. Referring to a German's genitals. A German's word for balls, nuts, acorns, cajones, juevos, whatever.

Grunhelda: O' look at Fritz, he looks like he has a big hodensac.

Helga: O' ya ya he has big hodensac, very big yes?

Hodensac by The_Riddler aka E.Nygma March 14, 2012

Hobaning

The act of running Upstart Goblins and Reckless Greeds in everything.

He's Hobaning his Water deck because it's a combo deck, and he wants to draw his combo cards.

Hobaning by Collin79 February 7, 2014

hoberg 

Hooooooooooberg...a man who defies gravity on the pole. Strength of 10,000 Clays. Man who has seen many balls. The legend has it that his heart will forever belong to Sadie.

Announcer: First place goes to...
Crowd: Hoooooooooooberg (aka Hoberg)

hoberg by Bertha's Army September 27, 2013

hobin'd 

To get fired from your job, and stopped from doing anything in general. Usually the news comes without notice in a swift manner.

I can't believe that Tom was hobin'd from tech support the other day.

hobin'd by The Don2 September 6, 2006