king of hobbies

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.

K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"

by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

Hobbs NM

Hobbs NM....a place with athletes who think they’re going pro, rappers who think they’re going to be the next big thing... hoes that think being a hoe is cute, where girls just want to wear your hoodie and suck your dick,teen pregnancy, HIV, annoying beaners with their dropped trucks, red necks with their lifted trucks...and a shitty ass high school....last but not least, Girl’s with too much fucking make up🤡, anorexic guys with perms, and a bunch of fake ass thugs who think they’re from the trenches.

Hey want to go to Hobbs NM?
Nah I heard the bitches in Hobbs NM do anything for attention and sex.

by Zach. G February 13, 2019

Hobby-Lobbying

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.

Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010

hobbit bob

Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.

Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.

by deviousrlm September 19, 2009

Hobbes

1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).

1. Hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be "nasty, brutish, and short."

2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.

by Jog DMC December 8, 2003

Hobby Lobby

An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions

Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.

by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014

Hobby Whore

A BDSM fetish in which the female participates in sexual activities in exchange for money, gifts or favors. Different than an escort as the money/gifts may not be needed for day to day survival but rather the excitement and taboo of pay for play.

Paul's wife loved being a hobby whore even tho they didnt need the money.

by The Dom 916 June 25, 2019