Hobbedegabba 

(Pronounced 'ha-buh-duh-gah-buh') A slang term for sexual intercourse, usually used when children are in the room at the time of the conversation. A growing trend amongst adolescents who wish to discuss the act without alerting others. When spoken, the word generally takes a joking tone.

"He made out with her?"
"Not just that.. they had 'hobbedegabba'!"
"Daaaang. Her parents are SO not gonna be happy."

Hobbedegabba by KuroKiba May 24, 2009

Hobbedegobba 

(Pronounced 'hoh-be-de-GAH-buh') A term used when imitating one of Fred Flintstone's asshole colloquialisms. Alternatively, used by idiots on the 'intarnatz' on their 'blags' for their FIRST 'lul i did it' experience. This is never pronounced/used in real life, because doing so will result in a swift falcon punch to the kidneys by the nearest sympathetic bystander.

Alternatively, in slang form, used by 'hip' teenagers to describe a close acquaintance's 'first experience'. This form can also results in a falcon punch to the kidneys, as bystanders may not know how to differentiate between the two definitions.

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July 19, 2008

I did it!!!!!111 every1, i did it!!!!111 i fucked a girl finaly!!111 it felt gud and lasted 4 a ful half minuet!!!

2.

"Dude, what's up?"
"Dude, did you hear about George? He had his Hobbedegobba last week."
"Falcon Punch!"

Hobbedegobba by Fuckingcreepyshit September 5, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012