The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.
Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)
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A lightweight, ornamental chain linking a Prince Albert to a perineum (or "taint") piercing. Texas Helpers can provide the support and guidance needed when making use of the areas surrounding these types of piercing.
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Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
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