Helsinger

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

Helsinki moment

The moment in which even your biggest fans suddenly realize you are a total fraud.

Historians point to that press conference as the 45th president's Helsinki moment.

by wonderdog4 July 18, 2018

I'm Helping

The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.

After spraying wasp poison in your friend's eye in an attempt to drive away a bee: I'm helping!

by Bizzaro Poot August 26, 2006

Helaina

A very pretty name for a very pretty girl. Helainas tend to impress everyone around themselves with little or no effort, and they give the room great vibes. Helainas are have a charming and cheesy sence of humor, they have great taste in movies, and they'll steal your heart as soon as you make eye contact with them.

We should go see a movie tonight
Is there going to be a Helaina there?
I think so
Kai im in.

by catlover1234567890 January 25, 2011

helsinki hand grenade

when someone is fingering someone elses ass hole and inserts their entire fist and then spreads it out, causing the other person to feel like something exploded inside them like a hand grenade.

That girl made me mad last night so i gave her the helsinki hand grenade.

by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

Mates helping mates

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

by Toddoo May 26, 2007

Helaina

Helainas tend to always have a curvy form. They have fairly large boobs and everyone thinks that they are shaped like an anime character. Helainas always have big eyes to read everything about you with. They are very curious and very kinky. They are amazing in and out of bed. Their sarcastic and dirty sense of humor always makes them the joker of the group. They are in no way slutty. They are friendly with everyone and this can be taken easily as flirting. They move on quickly from relationships because they have self confidence and believe no one should hold them down. They can have severe anxiety about everything but that doesn't stop a Helaina. Helainas are the hot funny one in the group. People love to make up lies and rumors about Helainas. Don't believe anything bad that anyone says about a Helaina, it is most likely not true.

girl: I'm going to have a party with my friends tonight wanna come?
guy: Is Helaina going to be there?
girl: Definitely she's always a ton of fun at parties.... and in bed. ;)

by cucumberslicer May 12, 2016