heineken houdini

when someone disappears at some point during a night out, usually without telling anyone, or if they do they will say they are going to the toilet or bar and then just go home.

"where's phil?"
"dunno man, he said he was gonna get a drink about half an hour ago so probably done a heineken houdini"

by edward scott October 19, 2005

Heined

To be the drunkest, near passout person in any room or party.
Also known as drunky the clowned.

I was so heined last night i don't remember anything.
I'm getting heined tonight. Might not live through the night.

by Johnny Fuckin Two Bears January 27, 2008

heinry

dense retard that can't speak English properly

my friend from the philippines is a heinry

by okoky May 13, 2018

Henney

Drag culture slang for "honey"

Yes, henney! Work it!

by DerangedTeddy January 14, 2019

heiny goop soup

diarrhea. From heiny buttocks, goop messy mass and soup liquid

I was on the toilet all day with heiny goop soup.

Those baked beans look like heiny good soup.

I called in sick today cause I had heiny good soup.

by Master Bob October 29, 2007

hegney

The type of person that leaves without letting anyone know, whether its at a party (which he is never invited to anyway) or in an online call, Skype, Discord, etc.

We tried to get Cameron to come play with us online but soon after he joined he pulled a Hegney, fucking prick.

by 50CentWhore February 22, 2018

Heined Out

Something that is utterly and undeniably heinous.

I took acid this weekend and had a bad trip, that shit was heined out

by Fat Chince Spicer Douchebag November 2, 2020