Hawnz

Hawnzes are the scariest beings in the world. They are very similar to trolls in appearance, but they are slightly more friendly.

Can't sleep, the Hawnzes will eat me.

by Uberngome April 10, 2004

hawhawhaw

Used instead of haha, it's just another way of laughing, like muahahaha.

Person1: Im so blazed I can't even see strait!!
Person2: hawhawhaw!

by sYxJesterz June 5, 2005

hawna

A broken, lonely English teacher at Bergen Catholic whose ex-wife left him for another woman.

All aboard the Hawan Express...HAWNA HEAH!

by Bryce February 3, 2005

Hahn's Law

When given multiple answers, "all of the above" is always correct. See Dinan's Law.

When in doubt, use Hahn's law.

by IB crazy July 1, 2005

Hahn

the act of removing someones heart through their ass hole.

I will Hahn you if you don't shut up!

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

Hahnjob

An insertion of a fist deep into a woman's anal cavity and repeatedly thrusting until the woman ejaculates.

Very few people are capable of performing a successful Hahnjob without sustaining bodily harm.

by Assfuckin June 16, 2011

Hawnz

Almost as bad as a King

OMG, did you hear about what Hawnz and King did in the locker room?

by Lews March 13, 2005