Hank

A filthy ole bitch

How bout look at that hank over there

by Nohanksplease September 17, 2014

Hank

Hank is the type of guy to sell you gas station sushi in a Sears parking lot.

You know, I think Hank may be developing a foot fungus, can you go check on him?

by Ozziswozzis November 23, 2021

hank

The act of strangling one's self to near asphyxiation whilst masturbating.

Dave: Joe, did you have a good night last night?
Joe Dev: No it was shit. I had a hank but my belt snapped and I banged my face on the cupboard door.

by redsubdave December 13, 2010

hank

a ginger dj that is obsessed with midgets and wants 1 as a friend so he can stroke them and hang them by their little ankles and play leap frog with them. he also wears a white sparkly tutu and nipple tassels

hank is a person who has gerbils up his bum

by wanktissue February 8, 2010

hank

Jobless Jimmy's definition that equally means god.

"I can't believe all those morons down there are killing each other over me, and they don't even know my Hankdamn name. My name is Hank, Hankdamnit!"

by Murdock December 7, 2003

Hank

Short form of Hankin which was a medieval pet form of the name Heimerich which meant "home ruler", composed of the elements heim "home" and ric "power, ruler".

Hank is one of the best country singers in my opinion.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Hank

Giving someone credit for something they didn't actually do or was quite exaggerated.

COMMENT TO MARGERET:
dude you got soo trashed last night, and all the guys were all over you.
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what acutally happend was margeret sat at home with her friends and watched tv.
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Marty: dude marg, i gave u so much hank in that comment.
Marg: ik thanxxx!

by playboybunny9352 June 13, 2007