handminton

Game popularised amongst poorer communites similar to badminton. Played with a hand instead of a racket. The same rules apply as to badminton, with the exception that the shuttlecock is hit by the palm of the hand. Generally accepted as requiring greater skill, speed and agility than that of badminton.

Timmy burst the shuttlecock out of it with the power of his mutated larger left hand. His opponent leaped to the air to return the serve but missed and fell to the ground. Observers commented that it was the best game of handminton they had seen in years.

by puddleglum June 12, 2009

handralau

a handralau is a guy who is obsessed to go after girls

She:This cute boy is texting me every day, he is so cute!
Her grand-mother:Da-l dracu de handralau vezi-te de scoala ta!Lasa handralaii!

She:*receive a message*
Her bestfriend:What handralau is texing you fa?

by vamos a londres April 7, 2021

baby's handbag

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.

Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.

by foxyleelou November 27, 2013

Going to hell in a handbasket

To be going to hell in a handbasket is to be rapidly deteriorating - on course for disaster.
Simply put, things get worse and worse and don't seem to get better.

The virus is killing millions of people and thousands of people got laid off. I hate to tell you this but things going to hell in a handbasket.

by Mechavelli June 3, 2020

handbanana

A bright yellow, vaguely dog shaped rapist abomination of science and software piracy, handbanana is commonly known to prey on large, hairy, pale, pockmarked asses in compromising positions in many backyards across New Jersey.

If you happen to encounter a handbanana, and are asked if you're willing to "back that up"; ALWAYS SAY NO.

"Handbanana no! GET OFF MY ASS!"

by Ezekial? April 25, 2007

Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.

Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.

by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009

handwavium

A spell cast in D&D to show the passage of time. A joke the GM can make.

The GM waves his hand across the air and says, "I cast handwavium...it's tomorrow."

by 403forbidden April 27, 2008