Håkon is a norwegian name. If your name is håkon you probably have the biggest dick of your friend group, and probably goes around and says it to everyone. You're very handsome and kind, you have all the hot girls hanging around you 24/7 because of your good humor and big vibes.
Girl: let's go to håkon, he has such a good vibe
Other girl: yes i love spending time with him
Girl: ive heard he has the biggest dick!
Other girl: yes i love spending time with him
Girl: ive heard he has the biggest dick!
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Person 1: Bro hakoruma is playing another game from the 2000s
Person 2: Really? I heard he watched another white film.
Person 1: yeah man hako is so whitewashed.
Person 2: Really? I heard he watched another white film.
Person 1: yeah man hako is so whitewashed.
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