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Hakopa is someone with monster cock big boy Shlong and will pipe all da bitches. Dis boy gonna be fine as hell and bad ass pouwaru
Omg Hakopa it’s so big

Suckie suckie one time , two time, three time all the time
hakopa by Kei hea to wharepaku November 21, 2021
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Haopantshianity 

A parody religion, used to mock creationists. Haopantsians believe that the Universe, the Earth, and life were created by Hao Asakura's Pants. This religion was invented by Youtube user zolo1243.
The creation beliefs of Haopantshianity:

In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.

Then, in 300 B.C....

From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.

Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.

The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.

He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...

From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.

And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
Haopantshianity by haopantsian October 1, 2008
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A very handsome guy.
Hakop just picked up two chicks.
Hakop by &*&()() May 13, 2011
A nickname given to cute chaotic rats by japanese people.
Mel: Hakotaro Ganbare!
Subaru: Hakotarou Ganbare!

hakapapakaka 

it's a sound named after how an individual sounds like when they choke while laughing.
THAT'S SO FUNNY WHAT HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAhAkapapakaka *chokes* that's so funny man!
hakapapakaka by mommysuckmylefttoe1 December 17, 2020
(noun, singular)

Any person who consistently or obsessively goes on hikes; and is physically unable to talk about anything else in any given conversation, as well as dating profiles. Offenders are typically from the Pacific Northwest.
"Dude, will Sarah talk about anything besides her fucking hikes?"

"I KNOW! She's a fucking hikopath!"
Hikopath by Ronnie McDickums June 30, 2026
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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