hatesturbate

The act of masturbating to someone you hate. The homely person's hate-fuck.

Dude, that Tila Tequila is one nasty, anti-semitic piece of trash but I will definitely hatesturbate to her porn later.

by Prestige Johnson January 24, 2014

Honduran Hailstorm

A Honduran Hailstorm is the act of ejaculating out of a flying plane and into the airstream.

Downtown LA was hit with a Honduran Hailstorm today after a bunch of frat boys decided to rent a Cessna. There were two fatalities.

by Bronado December 19, 2020

Alaskan Hailstorm

When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears

Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"

John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"

by Fwcamz March 1, 2022

haistk

haistk- how am i suppose to know

leslie411- i suppose you know how my diary ended up on the schools website.?
jeremey56bro- haistk leslie how did i get your diary?

by a.l.c.l August 21, 2008

Hanest

Stoner Terminology - (HA-nest) The sense of inner peace and honesty experienced after a good bowl or joint. -The vocal 'h' from 'high' produced in place of the silent 'h'onest

"You know, that bitch is a skank." -Friend 1
"Thats not nice." -Friend 2
"Dude, I'm just being hanest."

by EBu09 October 24, 2009

Hatester

someone who sucks and cant ever say anything positive ever. an angry hipster, and product of self loathing that ensued after years and years hating.

any average hipster coming down off a night of cocaine use and the beers all gone and its too late to buy more.

i made this hatester some breakfast once, including omelet with cheese potatoes and bacon, english muffins and fruit.

by civilian601 June 21, 2012

hairstyles of the damned

Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.

Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.

by the future owner of starbucks October 28, 2006