Haggis

The most peak food of all time traditionally eaten by Irish Ngas and Bangladesh PAKIS, sometimes by Egyptian pussies.
Made by sheep stomach and beef mince.

Connor: Yo what did you have for dinner?
Aayan: 4 million kilograms of haggis

Haggis by Dingamasala October 6, 2025

Haggis

A small little Scottish creature that gets eaten in Burns Night.

“Hey are you coming over for burns night?”

“Yeah I need to be there to stab the haggis”

Haggis by Fuckthe January 16, 2026

Haggis Land. 

Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.

''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''

Haggis Land. by babyimbadnews July 23, 2009

haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt

Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny

haggis under the kilt by spacker110 January 28, 2015

haggis breasts 

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis

abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.

haggis breasts by el capitano December 12, 2004

haggis breasts 

aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty

Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!

haggis breasts by radmax May 22, 2005

Haggis Basher

n.
A fearless person of proud Scottish extraction and Highland blood who has a bold attitude towards everything.

That Haggis Basher swaggered into the pub like he owned half of Glasgow!

Haggis Basher by nechtan November 14, 2003