The Haggies

When ingesting large quantities of marijuana, some people may experience a sensation of be weighed down, to the point where they feel as if they cannot move. The name for this is “The Haggies”, referring to the “Hag” which is a sleep paralysis demon that is believed to pin people down. Despite the negative connotations of the name “The Haggies” are quite enjoyable.
“Yo, bruh! U good?”
“I smoked way too much, I got the Haggies
by eatbeatnskeet February 17, 2021
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baby haggis

An unflushable turd, approximately the size of a coke can or baby haggis hence the name. Loose rectum required.
Who keeps on leaving those baby haggis' in J Block toilets?
by Wye Boy January 25, 2008
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Haggis Land.

Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.
''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''
by babyimbadnews July 23, 2009
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love haggis

a scottish man's ejaculation. considered to be of a greater consistency than a lesser man's semen.
his kilt came off and he got love haggis all in my hair! it took three washings to get out!
by eeemart December 03, 2009
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haggis breasts

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis
abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.
by el capitano December 12, 2004
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haggis breasts

aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty
Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!
by radmax May 20, 2005
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Wild Haggis

An animal native to Scotland with long hair, a flat face, with legs in which are shorter on the left than the right, and if you want to catch it, chase it to a hill so you run around the other side of the hill. Because it's short legs, presto! You've caught a Wild Haggis
OI! THAT SHITE WILD HAGGIS TOOK MY WHISKEY!
by Guyinakilt February 07, 2017
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