HAF Time

High As Fuck Time (Time to Get High As Fuck), Peak Usage Around the NBA Finals

Sup my nigga, is it HAF time?

by Atheisto May 26, 2015

HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.

sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"

by chaintokinNow February 15, 2010

haf-gaf

a person or thing that is both homo as fuck and gay as fuck.

jon is haf-gaf.
jon is the king of the haf-gafs.

by BEAVER & BROW January 7, 2009

HAF

an acronym for the phrase "healthy as Fuck"

A:What kind of cereal do you want?
B:chex
A: dude! chex are HAF!

by cloverparkschooldistrict August 23, 2011

Lorth haf Merthy

when you see/ hear some spicy thing

Hey keria did you see that tall light skin dude Lorth haf merthy he can rail me

by mmm_A.cRaCk_HeAd January 29, 2021

Haf

A hoe ass fucker

Billy is a haf

by Yourrealmom cus she leftyou October 30, 2018

HAF

Happy Artist Friday. Similar to how there is TGIF, which everyone KnOws its stands for Thank God Its Friday; or also tickling genetalia is fun, there exists HAF - Happy Artist Friday. A day to celebrate performing artists, Happy Artist Friday aims at highlighting artists with a simple plan. When Itz Friday,

* U educate yourself on the artist (google, wiki, discography, etc)
* U stream their music all day long
* B happy

Hey stoner girl, letz jam the dub proof on this HAF.

by Orlando State January 3, 2019