"Haf"

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A phrase coined on IRC by myself. It is a condescending version of "lol"

"Haf haf I ownt u lolololooolloolz"

"Haf" by CommunistWithAGun December 29, 2003

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HAF

Means Hot A F**k

dang that girl is Haf

HAF by KOOL KAT88 January 27, 2017

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HAF

High As Fuck.

After you take that last hit and you sittin there like man... i am high is fuck right now.

The other day me and John were smokin up and that man got HAF

HAF by Ganjaman1821525 October 1, 2010

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HAF

haf; h.a.f.
hot as fuck

Oh snap, you lookin HAF right now.

HAF by amorr September 7, 2010

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HAF

Horny as fuck.
Used in text.

I'm HAF. i could do with you sitting on my face

HAF by Anddi April 12, 2007

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Haf

Abbreviation for "High as fuck." Similair and converse to "Daf," meaning "Drunk as fuck."

Person 1: "Man, I think I had a great time last night; not sure though, since i was so Daf."

Person 2: "Huh? Sorryy....I'm haf right now!"

Haf by dunbarmedallion February 3, 2012

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Hard as fuck

I may be a cheese eating surrender monkey but people that finished the Tough Mudder are HAF!!!

HAF by Mingdu Mudder September 27, 2013

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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