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A phrase coined on IRC by myself. It is a condescending version of "lol"
"Haf haf I ownt u lolololooolloolz"
"Haf" by CommunistWithAGun December 29, 2003
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Means Hot A F**k
HAF by KOOL KAT88 January 27, 2017
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High As Fuck.

After you take that last hit and you sittin there like man... i am high is fuck right now.
The other day me and John were smokin up and that man got HAF
HAF by Ganjaman1821525 October 1, 2010
haf; h.a.f.
hot as fuck
Oh snap, you lookin HAF right now.
HAF by amorr September 7, 2010
Horny as fuck.
Used in text.
I'm HAF. i could do with you sitting on my face
HAF by Anddi April 12, 2007
Abbreviation for "High as fuck." Similair and converse to "Daf," meaning "Drunk as fuck."
Person 1: "Man, I think I had a great time last night; not sure though, since i was so Daf."

Person 2: "Huh? Sorryy....I'm haf right now!"
Haf by dunbarmedallion February 3, 2012
Hard as fuck
I may be a cheese eating surrender monkey but people that finished the Tough Mudder are HAF!!!
HAF by Mingdu Mudder September 27, 2013
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