A haddon is an erect penis that you get when something nice happens or when you see something nice. You can also give someone haddons meaning you dick them down good.
by CheexClapper69 November 25, 2021
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Olga very much enjoys when I give her a Hjalberg Haddock as it means she doesn't have to eat the lutefisk my mom sends us.
by Phemme Phallic January 15, 2021
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The nicest person ever, may screw up sometimes but he is a loyal and lovely friend and human being. Extremely attractive in every way possible and never not in relationship, though it probably won't ever be with you.
by mechacoolman November 23, 2022
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Get the haddock haven mug.A great, pleasant town filled with spirit. There are absolutely no bad parts of Westmont to live in. No trailer trash, few slutty girls and AMAZING sports teams. It is really such a shame that a great town like Haddon Twp. has to be located next to a town called Haddonfield. Well, you may call it that but we call it a town full of snobs and assholes. Haddon Twp. shouldn't even be compared to that repulsive excuse for a town. GO HAWKS!
Haddon Township resident-- "What a nice day!"
Haddonfield resident-- "My weather is better than your weather. HA."
HT resident-- ...........
Haddonfield resident-- "My weather is better than your weather. HA."
HT resident-- ...........
by GOHAWKSGO March 1, 2011
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Get the Haddon mug.A white trash neighbor full of blue collar workers. They are the anus of haddonfield but less shitty then haddon heights. Actually, just as shitty as heights.
by bryan hutches December 11, 2008
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