Haddow 

A fucking beast on the keyboard. Haddow will not only fuck up your day, but your whole world. This man radiates massive amounts of big dick energy. A very humble human being, Haddow has a perfect set of teeth and all his fingers. Don't get on his wrong side, because you will literally die.

I will get Haddow on your ass

Haddow by DynamicsDaddy January 16, 2023

Mr haddow 

A person who is so boring and so depressing he is somehow able to make you feel worse then him

Mr haddow made me want to hang myself today in art/design tech

Mr haddow by Hongkongbingbong July 9, 2022

My Hen Laid A Haddock 

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!

My Hen Laid A Haddock by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

hadow fredd 

Shadow Freddy but in this trend.

Evan Afton is hadow fredd

hadow fredd by Sophia_Cutie19 June 14, 2021

haddaway

Artist of the greatest early 90s dance song ever. "What is Love"

"What is love, baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more" Haddaway

haddaway by Chris McPake March 28, 2006

Captain Haddock 

A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.

Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.

Captain Haddock by Azvee January 6, 2012

Haddon Heights

A tiny oasis in southern New Jersey, considered a suburb of Philadelphia, and ironically nestled between Moorestown "the best place to live 2005" and Camden "the most dangerous city in America 2005." Nicknamed "Garnet Country" after the high school's mascot (what the fuck is a garnet anyway?), Haddon Heights is a stereotypical small town: welcoming, traditional, neighborly, gossip-filled, and occasionally inbred. However, Haddon Heights sets itself apart from all other towns in one aspect: though it may be little, Heights kids can party with the big boys... and tend to consume alcohol in amounts that put college spring-breakers to shame. Whether its a case in the woods, a keg at a house party, or a handle in the parking lot; its always a good time. And whether its a high school student, a middle-aged towny that still thinks like a high school student, or a pre-adolescent child already currupted by a high school student; the key to a true citizen's heart is with an ice cold Natty Light.

kid #1: hey man, what time are you picking me up for school tomorrow at Haddon Heights High School?
kid #2: well, home-room starts at 8 so I'll pick you up at 7 and we can drink a few
kid #1: but dude, the liquor store doesn't open till 10
kid #2: Then I guess we'll have to be late

Haddon Heights by im drunk right now February 2, 2006