township 

a high school located in sewell new jersey. its nowhere near an accomplishment to graduate from this place. if you don't come out of there without a soul, your leaving with a degree in prostitution. theres way too many bomb scares, the fire alarm is always broken, everyones on drugs, everyone drinks smirnoff and acts like they're drunk, police show up at every football game, the 11/12 building never has air conditioning/phone service, and every girl in the school basically needs a good mauling with a baseball bat.

ciamp: oh hey lets go push that township whore down the stairs
andrew: yeah!!!

township by ciamp January 22, 2009

Township 

The township is the best thing to ever hit the world. It has its own theme song, mascot, cookie, and dance (the fist bump). It was formed on Cape Cod MA but will travel to Rhode Island to get Hot Dogs at 12:30 am. There are no limitations to the township and it will forever rule the world.

Shawn: Is this part of the township
Bryan: We are the the township

Township by BWest829 December 10, 2010

township of spring fire rescue services 

The Fire Company located in Spring Township, PA run by a bunch of paid fire fighter assholes that can't stand when non-fire fighters help them with their job. The fire police task-force (also known as flagger force) will continuously ruin your daily commute by dropping cones in your path then walking away. This will happen more on Route 222 and 422 due to continuous accidents and never ending PennDOT construction.

Friend 1: Dam that fuckin' fire police captain closed my road again.
Friend 2: Wow I tried to help the township of spring fire rescue services and they flipped me off in unison.

township of spring fire rescue services by 10258 August 8, 2018

township girls 

complete sluts, want to have sex with every guy they see, known for short shorts, and flaunting the boobs they don't have. Township girls are usually fake and in everything for themselves.

99% of township girls are sluts.

township girls by one of the 1% of township girls that isn't a slut. December 4, 2006

township road 212 

lame street away from everything...its in the country...in marion township....behind birchaven

''township road 212''

township road 212 by thee bitch October 21, 2009

township boys 

fuck boys who think that they are the richest white boys in the world. known for playing lacrosse and flaunting their football jerseys around the school. some play soccer some stay in the fucking back of the class laughing w their friends while high.

person 1: did you see those guys

person 2: they were obviously township boys

township boys by sheepy in bmc July 21, 2019

township guys 

A bunch of d*ck heads who are idiots. They won't shut up for anything and only look at girls asses and tits to determine how cute they are.

Anonomous; yo that guy is looking at her ass
Anonomous 2; he's probably one of those township guys

township guys by Neatha July 21, 2019