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A really small white small suburban town in southern new jersey, 5-10 minutes from philadelphia. A good place to raise a family, but be careful because you're kids will end up becoming drama king and queens if your stupid. It is run by a corrupt mayor and cops that really don't want to fight crime. They just want to bust small high school parties that suck anyway. The high school is very good but full of small minded people. Good place to grow up, but get the fuck out as soon as you can because you will end up staying here your whole life, paying high taxes for nothing. Haddonfield sucks.
You're from Haddonfield? Damn that sucks, you're out of touch with the real world.
by PunkRock May 13, 2013
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The best little suburban town south jersey has to offer. if you don't agree, then you just need to realize, that yes, we know we're better than you, and no, you'll never beat us.
Wow, their sports teams won every championship this year, they pulled a haddonfield
by Jersey's Hero May 04, 2006
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A town in NJ where drivers are slow as fuck.
Did you see those haddonfield drivers? They made me late to work!
by JHan216 July 21, 2008
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an amazing town that yeah is really good at sports. not all of us are rich only a few. all of other peoples stereotypes are wrong and messed up. the definitions that say bad stuff happened maybe once in a lifetime and are all written by jealous annoying people from other towns so yeah Haddonfield is awesome and rocks everyones socks.
-Haddonfield?
-uhh chahhh...
-oh yeah i know that place.. it rocks and so does everyone in it! i wish i lived there
-i know everyone does
by coolhaddonfieldkid March 15, 2011
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A town in Southern New Jersey. Where the people are better than everyone else. They win everything and all succeed and go to colleges. All the kids smoke that dank sour halloween haze and drink harder than any other town. AND we still are better than you. Sip that purp all day smoke that diesel and get that money. 98.5 percent of the town blows that dank and the other 2.5 get that collingswood brown shit.
"damn you just drank a bottle of vodka and a 30, you must be from Haddonfield."
by Honor Student 420 September 20, 2009
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A town in South Jersey. Probably the best at sports in their area. Not every person in Haddonfield is a rich snob and most people are caring, compassionate, and humble. There is always something to do in Haddonfield and most people hang out downtown. Often confused with Haddon Township for some odd reason when HT is only trouble.
Haddonfield sports teams are better than Haddon Townships.
by Grant’s inverted penis November 18, 2019
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