Haddons

A haddon is an erect penis that you get when something nice happens or when you see something nice. You can also give someone haddons meaning you dick them down good.

Niceee i got the haddons

Shut up bro, or i will give you the haddons

by CheexClapper69 November 25, 2021

Haddon Heights

A tiny oasis in southern New Jersey, considered a suburb of Philadelphia, and ironically nestled between Moorestown "the best place to live 2005" and Camden "the most dangerous city in America 2005." Nicknamed "Garnet Country" after the high school's mascot (what the fuck is a garnet anyway?), Haddon Heights is a stereotypical small town: welcoming, traditional, neighborly, gossip-filled, and occasionally inbred. However, Haddon Heights sets itself apart from all other towns in one aspect: though it may be little, Heights kids can party with the big boys... and tend to consume alcohol in amounts that put college spring-breakers to shame. Whether its a case in the woods, a keg at a house party, or a handle in the parking lot; its always a good time. And whether its a high school student, a middle-aged towny that still thinks like a high school student, or a pre-adolescent child already currupted by a high school student; the key to a true citizen's heart is with an ice cold Natty Light.

kid #1: hey man, what time are you picking me up for school tomorrow at Haddon Heights High School?
kid #2: well, home-room starts at 8 so I'll pick you up at 7 and we can drink a few
kid #1: but dude, the liquor store doesn't open till 10
kid #2: Then I guess we'll have to be late

by im drunk right now February 2, 2006

Haddon

Haddon is the guy in your class that is super loud and annoying but everyone still wants to be friends with. He makes that class so much better than what it would be without him. Haddon is super cool, funny, stupid (in a good way), cute, and memorable. The Haddon I know has cute glasses that he thinks he doesn’t look good in but he actually looks super hot in them. And he’s super tall and really charismatic.

Me: Haddon looks really good in those glasses why doesn’t he wear them more often?
Friend: I don’t know but he’s super hot in them

by HelloBabes October 16, 2019

Haddon

A frustrated christian person who beats his dick off almost everyday for being jealous of other people in life.
Uses the classic christian speech to hide his homosexuality.

Haddon is gay.

by Urban Poison June 7, 2019

Haddon Township

A town in South Jersey that's not as nice as Haddonfield but not as bad as Collingswood. The school & sports system is very good. THE RUMORS ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT IN CEREAL IS NOT TRUE. There's not much to do here, so all the sluts, whores and emo people hang out around Primo Water Ice to look cool. We like our town but we don't necessarily like the people in it. Some people confuse Haddon Township with Haddonfield, where the people are rich, obnoxious snobs that think they're superior to everyone.

GO HAWKS!!

Haddon Township resident: HADDONFIELD, Y U NO ACT NORMAL??

Haddonfield resident: HADDON TWP, Y U NO BE COOL AND RICH LIKE US????

by mypseudonymguys July 13, 2011

haddonfield

The best little suburban town south jersey has to offer. if you don't agree, then you just need to realize, that yes, we know we're better than you, and no, you'll never beat us.

Wow, their sports teams won every championship this year, they pulled a haddonfield

by Jersey's Hero May 15, 2006

Haddonfield

A really small white small suburban town in southern new jersey, 5-10 minutes from philadelphia. A good place to raise a family, but be careful because you're kids will end up becoming drama king and queens if your stupid. It is run by a corrupt mayor and cops that really don't want to fight crime. They just want to bust small high school parties that suck anyway. The high school is very good but full of small minded people. Good place to grow up, but get the fuck out as soon as you can because you will end up staying here your whole life, paying high taxes for nothing. Haddonfield sucks.

You're from Haddonfield? Damn that sucks, you're out of touch with the real world.

by PunkRock May 13, 2013