Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.
"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."
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by TattoodMom September 29, 2008
Get the trifelin ass hos mug.a phraise to remind a long time friend that friends should come before girlfriends ( or female friends). the phraise could be said with no intention of calling the female friend a ho, or it could be precisily what it ment.some think its jest an excuse for friends who are jelous of their friends girlfriend, but even with a girlfriend. Its allways cool to chill with your friends.
Friend 1- dude, you ready to go ridin.
Friend 2- no dude im hanging out with my girlfriend today.
friend 1- but we made these plans last week.
friend 2- i know dude but i need to get laid.
friend 1- ok whatever, but tommorow u and your girlfriend wanna chill uptown.
friend 2- no dude, she dosent like u, she thinks u r stalking her because u put her on your top 8 on and left her a picture comment.
friend 1- i was gest trying to be nice,i like this other girl at my school. why does she think every time i talk to her im trying to steal her from u.
friend 2- i dont know, lisen ill call you back when we are done hanging out. ok dude
friend 1- come on dude, bros before hos, that what you allways said when you were single.
friend 2- times change..... later dude
friend 1- later
And friend 2 never calls back
Friend 2- no dude im hanging out with my girlfriend today.
friend 1- but we made these plans last week.
friend 2- i know dude but i need to get laid.
friend 1- ok whatever, but tommorow u and your girlfriend wanna chill uptown.
friend 2- no dude, she dosent like u, she thinks u r stalking her because u put her on your top 8 on and left her a picture comment.
friend 1- i was gest trying to be nice,i like this other girl at my school. why does she think every time i talk to her im trying to steal her from u.
friend 2- i dont know, lisen ill call you back when we are done hanging out. ok dude
friend 1- come on dude, bros before hos, that what you allways said when you were single.
friend 2- times change..... later dude
friend 1- later
And friend 2 never calls back
by tony lopez July 20, 2008
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