by Hogman the Intruder December 24, 2016
Get the Guyton mug.Meg: It's time for my yearly pap smear.
Sara: That's good. What do you think she'll give you for your yeast infection?
Meg: Oh, I don't see a gynecologist, I see a GUYnecologist. I guess at some point during medical school he decided he wanted to have his face in cooch all day.
Sara: That's good. What do you think she'll give you for your yeast infection?
Meg: Oh, I don't see a gynecologist, I see a GUYnecologist. I guess at some point during medical school he decided he wanted to have his face in cooch all day.
by FallythePally June 20, 2010
Get the guynecologist mug.When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.
"Hey man! How was the party last night?"
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
by Big Danny T January 27, 2014
Get the Guy on the couch mug.pronounced: guy-o-lation
1. To do something that may cause others to question your manhood.
2. Actions that are contrary to being a cool guy.
1. To do something that may cause others to question your manhood.
2. Actions that are contrary to being a cool guy.
Joey committed a guyolation when he blew off the game to go to the opera.
It is a guyolation to f**k your friend's girlfriend.
It is a guyolation to f**k your friend's girlfriend.
by PA Burbs Guy March 27, 2008
Get the Guyolation mug.A guy that women look at as an unobtainable prize, that lucky ladies might happen to snag and wear on their arm like a bangle.
by strykerhorse July 13, 2009
Get the guycon mug.The act of attracting large amounts of guys, usually unwanted. Guys that are attracted are usually guys that girls thought were uninterested, but turn out to be hardcore crushing. This is not to say that "Guynips" are hot, though that is a big part. Guynips are generally outspoken and confident.
Guy: Hey, do you want to go out?
Girl: What?!? I thought we were just friends!
Guy: I can't help it: You're a Guynip.
Girl: What?!? I thought we were just friends!
Guy: I can't help it: You're a Guynip.
by Spikey Vampire Hair August 6, 2010
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