Gurkengang

The Gurkengang is a Group of retards on the Trash-Talk Discord server.

The Gurkengang has the same IQ as a Meter of Feldweg.

by Dezz Gurkenschneider February 5, 2023

Guyentine's Day

Galentine's Day, but for guys!

"What's a Guyentine's, bro"

"Brah, you don't know? Guyentine's Day is basically Galentine's Day but for us dudes!"

by Silver Something February 14, 2024

Guymen/ Gymen

A metaphorical male hymen.

It's been so long since I got the ride my guymen/ gymen has grown back.

by Miss Red Waffling July 5, 2025

The Gunkening

(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.

“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”

by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022

Trumped for Guyden

When a chick dumps you for a guy who reminds her less of Trump and more of Biden

I don't know whether the Democrats stole the election, but either way the 45th President of the U.S. was Trumped for Guyden.

by Doos Jarus February 17, 2021