The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010
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Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older
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Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.
There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.
Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
Get the Girking mug.Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".
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Get the Gurning mug.Skinny man but with tremendous talent. Makes up for what he lacks in weight with gorgeousness. Usually found asleep in a car during sporting events that this amazing person should be staring in.
by Da Paragon February 4, 2010
Get the Gurkinder mug.When a doctor over-prescribes (usually psychoactive) medications. A higher dose than necessary, though not physically damaging, results in a 'flat affect', i.e. zombie-like state. 'Thorazine/Haldol Shuffle'.
The doctors are gorking my mentally-challenged uncle.
That patient is being gorked...look at his Haldol Shuffle!
That patient is being gorked...look at his Haldol Shuffle!
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