the clown girl from ace attorney that nobody knows or remembered until speedoru posted an animation where she is really thicc and don't have fake boobs and where she makes edgeworth straight and he becomes crazy for her clussy, cushions and butt
Geiru Toneido: i noticed that the whoopee cushion i use in my routines is missing...
Edgeworth: AWOOGA! i've got a bad case of clussy fever, and i wanna make whoopee with her cushions
Judge: ORDER, MR.EDGEWORTH ORDERRRRR!
Edgeworth: I order Ms.Toneido to put her BUTT her whole BUTT and nothing more BUT her BUTT on my face
Geiru Toneido: Oohh ❤
Wright: OBJECTFYING!
Viewer: i think i have a new fetish now
Edgeworth: AWOOGA! i've got a bad case of clussy fever, and i wanna make whoopee with her cushions
Judge: ORDER, MR.EDGEWORTH ORDERRRRR!
Edgeworth: I order Ms.Toneido to put her BUTT her whole BUTT and nothing more BUT her BUTT on my face
Geiru Toneido: Oohh ❤
Wright: OBJECTFYING!
Viewer: i think i have a new fetish now
by cushions July 15, 2022
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one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next Sue Johanson's or a gyno
by miss michele March 14, 2008
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The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
by Henrikj September 1, 2021
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On the eve of March 10th, 2009, /a/ started bot-spamming /b/ with post after post of Girugamesh guy's fugly mug, and it spread like a virulent, malignant cancer all over /b/ until nearly every thread was the Girugamesh guy. /b/tards responded by leaving, combo breaking or shooping the faggot's head onto every old meme they could think of - a sad state of affairs that illustrates the death of original content and the depths to which *chanfags have stooped in attempting creativity. A week later on March 17th, 2009, yet another Girugamesh shitstorm began. The difference this time being it wasn't just restricted to /b/. /a/, /b/, /x/, /v/, and a few other boards were hit hard for several hours. This time, /b/ did little to nothing to counter attack other than silently praying to Raptor Jesus and crying to the mods who, as usual, were too busy fapping to do anything.
By the time 4chan's faggot mods had disembarked their daily mantrain, shit had pretty much died down. They did, however, start flailing away with the 4chan banhammers nailing more than one innocent bystander.
On the eve of March 10th, 2009, /a/ started bot-spamming /b/ with post after post of Girugamesh guy's fugly mug, and it spread like a virulent, malignant cancer all over /b/ until nearly every thread was the Girugamesh guy. /b/tards responded by leaving, combo breaking or shooping the faggot's head onto every old meme they could think of - a sad state of affairs that illustrates the death of original content and the depths to which *chanfags have stooped in attempting creativity. A week later on March 17th, 2009, yet another Girugamesh shitstorm began. The difference this time being it wasn't just restricted to /b/. /a/, /b/, /x/, /v/, and a few other boards were hit hard for several hours. This time, /b/ did little to nothing to counter attack other than silently praying to Raptor Jesus and crying to the mods who, as usual, were too busy fapping to do anything.
By the time 4chan's faggot mods had disembarked their daily mantrain, shit had pretty much died down. They did, however, start flailing away with the 4chan banhammers nailing more than one innocent bystander.
Girugamesh is some sorry excuse of a Japanese rock band, which is why it is mentioned in the commercial.
by Baiden April 1, 2009
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